my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??
do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
if u smell good, we cool